overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via autumnroze)

waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom

(via tumblecakes)

communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

(via tumblecakes)

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

(via fake-mermaid)

telapathetic:

this show never fails me

(via idontshitinpublicplace)

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

(via fake-mermaid)