kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 
girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands
the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master
then the girl scratching her coochie on the right
fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 

girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands

the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master

then the girl scratching her coochie on the right

fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

(Source: damnafricawhathappened, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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jiyongs-g-thong:

wheres the customize button for my face

(via pizza)

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be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty, via teenagah)

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happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via pizza)

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delusioninabox:

Daily #492! Some days may even be a bit of both.

(via paradoxprincesss)

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jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

image

(Source: jaclcfrost, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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shanethespoopy:

#me at every exam ever taken

(Source: haringtonskits, via mahbrits)

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crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

(via mahbrits)

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